Ever wondered why there isn’t a sex toy on the market that takes a 9 volt battery?
Think about the last time you turned on (to get turned on) and all you got was a weaker than weak whirring sound coming from what may as well have been a carrot. Did you search high and low for a replacement energy source? How many of you ‘borrowed’ from the TV remote – or gleefully sacrificed your kid’s favorite noise-maker toy? That’s right. You know what I’m talking about!